PSCYO SKIN

Do people actually read this?

Tons of shit has been going down around here. CULT RITUAL has been liquidated to the size of a dog skull and thrown in the Hillsborough River. There's still talk of one last record, but I wouldn't hold my breath. No reason to trudge around like some of our exhausted contemporaries. Call it nihilistic or post-modern or what you want but there's no reason to beat the shit out of a dead horse. Right?

"Once a vehicle for outrage, now just entertainment packaged peacefully."

NEON BLUD is the cult's heaviest new shit. Sounds like all those people in Mary Ellen Mark photos got together and tried to rip off the first Saccharine Trust record and failed miserably. Their new tape, called WHIPPS, should be out any day now. You turds are in for a surprise...No doubt a big wigger's gonna hear this someday and scorch his shorts.

The motley crew of NAZI DUST and SLAVESCENE are going on tour this winter. If we don't beat the shit out of each other and/or force each other to the side of I-95, we'll see you in your well-fed, privileged coastal Northeastern town. Nazi Dust's debut record on Youth Attack will no doubt be a widowmaker--but it'll clean enough for the typical white male to back up on his favorite message board. Deranged is spitting out Slavescene's first born, which no one will like. VPS is repressing the uber-rare cassette HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS on an LP. Hopefully the philistines categorize it as "just another DRUNKDRIVER ripoff."

CULT RITUAL US TOUR

JUNE

15 Kansas City @ KC DIY midnight radio show (kids are welcome to come)

16 Iowa City @ Mold Nugget w/ REALICIDE

17 Minneapolis @ The Alamo w/ TOTALLY HARSH

18 Appleton, WI @ BFG House w/ CHLAMYDIOT, AMORT, SECURICOR, FATHER SON AND HOLY SMOKES

19 Chicago @ White Star Bar w/ HATE, REGRETS, NEURONS, RAW NERVE

20 Elgin @ a house w/ NO SLOGAN, KOLUMBINE, BI-FURIOUS

21 Grand Rapids @ The DAAC w/ BUNNY SKULLS, POSITIVE NOISE, PLAYGROUND FISTFIGHT

22 Cincinnati @ The Bunk w/ VILE GASH, ORDER 66, WASTELAND JAZZ UNIT

23 Columbus @ Monster House w/ VILE GASH, TIMES NEW VIKING

24 Cleveland @ Tower 2012 w/ VILE GASH, FLYING TRICHECOS, HEX NOIR

25 Pittsburgh @ Mr. Roboto Project w/ SLICES, VIRGIN BIRTH

26 Rochester @ Steven Tyler's Summer Home w/ LIKE WOLVES, STRAIGHT, NO CHASER, EMPTY SUITS

27 Syracuse

28 Florence, MA @ VFW Hall w/ AMPERE, THE DIAMOND SEA (AUS), BRAIN KILLER, AEROSOLS, WASTE MANAGEMENT

29 Boston (Allston) @ Gay Gardens w/ CONFINES, AFFLICTIONS, THE DIAMOND SEA

30 Providence

JULY

1 Hartford @ Whitney House w/ AMPERE, OPEN STAR CLUSTER, THE DIAMOND SEA

2 NYC @ Cake Shop w/ DRUNKDRIVER, SKIN DRINK, TWIN STUMPS

3 NYC @ 538 johnson w/NOMOS, SALVATION, BIRTH CONTROL, SLICES

4 NYC probably shooting some fireworks at people again

5 new brunswick @America w/ SEASICK, SMART COPS (IT)

6 allentown @ venue TBA w/ FRESH MEAT, LEATHER, RUINED, CRAWL

7 philadelphia @ PI LAM w/ BIRTH CONTROL, FRESH MEAT, PYGMY SHREWS

8 Baltimore @Charm City Art Space w/ TOTALLY ABUSED

9 Richmond @ Nara w/ TOTAL ABUSE, WASTED TIME

10 Greensboro @ CFBG

11 Charlotte @ Lunchbox Records w/ GRIDS

12 Atlanta

13 Sonic Youth in Atlanta

14 Gainesville @ Weed Beach

MERCHANDISE- S/T EP

Merchandise-s/t ep

1. _____
2. I'm Still Right
3. Target
4. Kill the Light
5. Moving Out
6. It's a Man's World


Merchandise recorded this last year but it didn't get circulated as much as it should have. This is "well crafted" (whatever that means) post punk, which is a mild surprise from a place where any bands relatively close to that label are barhopping washed-up "mature" pricks. C. Cox of Lady Godiva's Operation fame is the purported band leader; DV from Cult Ritual and Pat Brady (of Publix fame) are his partners in grime.

It's kind of hard to pinpoint what this stuff sounds like, but at the same time too easy. I'll make it an egg hunt for you. My personal favorites are "Target" and "It's a Man's World." But that's one reporter's opinion.

DOWNLOAD IT

My 7th grade slumber party

I make a great CEO.

BODY ROT- WE'RE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE

BODY ROT- WE'RE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE

A1- Rainbow Party
A2- Beefrag Passout
A3- Cop Block
A4- 7th Floor
A5- Prom Queen
A6- Red Milk
A7- A Tourist's Guide to Ybor City

Side B- repeat program

Recorded at the infamous Lady Godiva's Operation. ZZ Bones from Cult Ritual and Slamantha from Slavescene are both responsible for this fucking mess.

Slavescene- Heaven Only Knows

Slavescene- "Heaven Only Knows"
24 pressed for Cult Ritual/ Drunkdriver FL tour dates; another 100 coming out in january 2009

side slave
A1. Factory Heaven
A2. Designer
A3. Drug Couple
A4. Beekeeper
A5. Isolated Quarters

side scene
B1. High School Head

Notes: Recorded on November 11th, 2008 at Lady Godiva's Operation. Our singer Treasure (who was 17 at the time) got into a horrible fight with his girlfriend, drank a lot, and was inhaling smelling salts while the vocal track was recorded. Bitterness is the only reason this recording turned out half-decent. Cheese!